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	This Week's Article of Panties: Safa's Favorite Facebook Status' These are Facebook Status Messages that Safa found on the night of 3/17/09. If he thought your message was stupid or rediculous enough, it is now here. Sucks to be his friend right? You should be honored if you made the esteemed list below. His comments follow each glorious FB Status.
"...is saturdayin." - This was a monday night. You've clearly made it a point to update your status regularly and timely. You're violoating our trust as your facebook friend. I have an idea for FB gift... a calendar dick. "...♥ 's Thursday nights! " - Again, does commitment mean nothing to us? I need to know your status and clearly you couldn't care less about other peoples needs. For example, how do you feel about mondays? Since your status doesn't tell me I guess I better check your myspace? "...Two words. Pat Benatar.... oh yeah!" - You've told me nothing. Furthermore, those are names, not words. Names that tell me nothing. "...is starting a new regimen, mind body and soul." - Shutup "...Major weirdo looking over my shoulder at Kinko's. I hope he reads me writing this." - I DID read you writing that. It was rude. "....Dola per pak minuta nga shpia me shapka dhe bizhame te shoh Facebookun hahaha :) seriously." - Your major demographic speaks english. You're simply not hitting the target audience with this status. Idiot.

"...is saturdayin."

- This was a monday night. You've clearly made it a point to update your status regularly and timely. You're violoating our trust as your facebook friend. I have an idea for FB gift... a calendar dick.

"...♥ 's Thursday nights! "

- Again, does commitment mean nothing to us? I need to know your status and clearly you couldn't care less about other peoples needs. For example, how do you feel about mondays? Since your status doesn't tell me I guess I better check your myspace?

"...Two words. Pat Benatar.... oh yeah!"

- You've told me nothing. Furthermore, those are names, not words. Names that tell me nothing.

"...is starting a new regimen, mind body and soul."

- Shutup

"...Major weirdo looking over my shoulder at Kinko's. I hope he reads me writing this."

- I DID read you writing that. It was rude.

"....Dola per pak minuta nga shpia me shapka dhe bizhame te shoh Facebookun hahaha :) seriously."

- Your major demographic speaks english. You're simply not hitting the target audience with this status. Idiot.